there is no conspiracy large enough to explain the amount of broken software that still works. that is the actual occult thing. not illuminati. not three-letter agencies. the fact that your bank runs on a cobol job from a dead decade and a java service that nobody owns and a yaml file that was copied from stackoverflow in 2017 by an intern who is now a director and does not remember. the world is held together by || true and people who are afraid to reboot